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Scrap was sedated
when he boarded the train
The train has come for you…
Taste and smell the yellow book,
Swallow touch and sugar suck
The train has come for you…
Sedative hollow and follow the swoon
And fall out of your century
The train has come for you
Your pain is done with you
I finger the decades that linger as patches
in blasted memory banks
(The audience responds with blank amazement)
You say decay
I say OK
Sooner or later we all go that way
And I said what can I say?
I have been sent from the future to slightly annoy you
I have been sent from the future to mildly disappoint you
But Officer Grimbold’s after me so I cannot stay too long.
Now sleep.
You’ll love it when you get there.
Life cannot go on without a great deal of forgetting.
Sleep is tender under sweeping tendrils
I doze and live a dozen lives, polite and ornamental
Mental illness under sweeping tendrils
The sun sets on the century
You’re everything you’re meant to be
You’re a dandy now
You’re everything you’re meant to be
Financed by bourgeois industry
You’re a dandy now
Scrap sleeps tender under sweeping tendrils
His mother is a rentboy and his father’s non-essential
And he sweeps all over Europe in the 19th century
Transfigured by his travels and the circles that he entered
Scrap sleeps gentle under sweeping tendrils
They’re calling out the witnesses to find out if he’s mental
Sleep is tender under bleeding tendrils
Parasites and skeletons
Eminent in their boredom
The old Victorians
The garden is a punishment
The trees diffuse a lazy scent
They’re all on laudanum
A sudden and surprising flower
Satanic and mechanical
Will bloom to torture them
O Lord. O laudanum.
O Lord, laudanum.
Lord Laudanum.
Vespers
The house
Vapours
of art
Vipers
is there:
What did you see?
Dante Gabriel Rossetti’s wombat eating cigar stubs from the floor of his chaotic home menagerie
What does that mean?
the cleaner will not clean there anymore
And what else?
William Morris floral patterns papered all around; fecund to the point of depravity
Why?
The foremost critic of the age could not get his head around his wife’s pubic hair
So what next?
The fin de siècle is far from fun but Michael Field is feeling alright. If I were too lesbian lovers under one name then I’d feel alright, says the lad at the station who knows more than lads of his station ought because he hangs round the station at night
What do you remember?
The kissed mouth and the baleful head, the twin with his fingers shot off, the anarchist librarian mother
And what else?
The swish of the cane in a serpentine line, the blush of pallid flesh beneath, patterns in gore as crepuscular creatures creep through the door of my uncle’s botanical gardens
So what?
Heterosexuals are ruining civilization
The end is gentle under sweeping tendrils
Until my brain was in decay my life was uneventful
Scarcely sentient under sweeping tendrils
Sleep is tender under bleeding tendrils
They’re calling out the witness to find out if I’m mental
Sleep is gentle under sweeping tendrils
But Officer Grimbold’s creeping round my head
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Pageant Boy
05:04
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The coins in the cashbox copulate not.
The shops that give him credit are getting rather few.
No-one will say where he went;
You cannot find him in his room.
Make-up was missing,
And other things too
The youngest child lives a life of great privacy.
The youngest child lives a life of great privacy.
His mother is upset. She eats nothing on her knife.
She should not play the piano.
It will only make her grieved.
A friendless destitute old man
Holds the boy’s head in his hands,
With the petals of a lily wipes the blood from off his cheek.
Pageant Boy
The bloom on a plum
You are Pageant Boy.
Pageant Boy,
The bloom upon a plum
You are Pageant Boy
Grimbold heard that female sex tourism is a thing.
Grimbold heard that female sex tourism is a thing.
Scrap walked on the canal with a buttercup-faced boy,
His eyes lit up like windows in the arcades.
I have heard that female sex tourism is a thing.
He walked on the canal with a buttercup-faced boy.
I believe that female sex tourism is a thing X2
Make-up was missing. There may be other things.
I have subterranean lakes of sadness inside me
And it is mostly alright
But sometimes the damp rises up and it warps my floor
And it is mostly alright
But sometimes a rumour reaches me of a hideous unstudied creature making its horrible home down there.
But look: this is the next stop:
The clientele are unabashed,
Foreheads glowing, throats all flushed.
There is a sailor;
There is a man dressed as a sailor;
There is a sailor dressed as a sailor;
But are they even necessarily sailors?
They are so loud you cannot hear them.
And the fellow whose life was an absolute failure
Was last seen boarding a ship to Australia.
His sexual depravity had so alarmed his family that they had procured his incarceration.
A delicate flower will find strength in licentiousness.
A shy boy in the police court for the offence of gross indecency.
His teacher sent him a postcard from Munich,
A woman enjoying the sex of a corpse,
And he returned to vague and wily habits.
Pageant Boy,
Live your life
Of great privacy.
Pageant Boy,
Running out of funds,
O Pageant Boy.
Pageant Boy,
Resume your place
In the design of things.
Pageant Boy
Death is in so in love
with the Pageant Boy.
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Maquillage
04:33
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The Marquess of Queensberry did not accuse
Oscar Wilde of sodomy
But, rather, of the much more specific fault of “posing as a sodomite”
Or, as the illiterate belligerent actually wrote,
POSING AS SOMDOMITE
And perhaps the muttonchopped maniac, whispers still on London lips about his eldest son’s so-called accidental death, was closer to the truth than he ever could have known.
The crime is always the pose.
Didn’t make eye contact with the audience,
Didn’t make eye contact with the audience,
Didn’t make eye contact with the audience
Didn’t make eye contact
Mumbled and spoke in a voice much too quiet for
people at the back
The pose is always the crime.
Felons and artists conceal their identity;
Scrap queers his face in the late nineteenth-century.
Limited eye contact the audience
Somewhat projected their voice to the audience
The mask will tell you all you need to know.
We are a costume, not a culture
Don’t be trivial about your make-up
Superior eye contact with the audience
Commence the carousel
Cancel and recommence
History turns as a pageant before your burning eyes
What you call you flickers at random intervals.
The mists on the river, the brown fogs shaping shadows,
Shading the monstrous faces you recognize in night-time constellations.
There is distance between the world and me
And a quivering, always quivering in between.
Petals
Reflected in a shallow pool
Petals
Fallen in a shallow pool
The mask is perfumed
It vibrates between me and objects
Like air on a hot afternoon
Let me live in your world of lavender-water and sweat.
Wearing an outfit of clothes borrowed from your lover’s lover
She was applying the white grease-paint with the corner of a towel. She had picked up the hare’s paw and was lightly stroking it over her skin with great concentration.
She went on covering herself with rice-powder, taking care not to put any on her cheek-bones. Holding her face close to the mirror, she began dipping her finger in a jar and rubbing on the rouge under her eyes, spreading it gently along to her temples. The gentlemen maintained a respectful silence. She had dipped her brush in a jar of mascara and, with her nose pressed hard against the mirror, closing her left eye, she stroked it delicately between her lashes. With her finger she now added two broad strokes of rouge on her lips.
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No-one was laughing when you acted the clown
At your first birthday party. When you were five
You sashayed around the room in your undies
On boxing day night.
Your male relatives in the front room
Were making remarks about you.
Everyone predicted that you’d end up arrested.
No-one was laughing at all.
And no-one liked the pictures of you when you were born.
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Distress
For I finger flesh
Distress
Of the clothing flesh
Disinterestedness
A drift
Adrift of address
Pressed
Against the layers of dress
Untouched
By any germ or sperm
Unwashed
Stretched on my dreamsheet
My satanic sea
Who wrote this scrofulous feeling in me?
The tradesmen are weird
And your seed it beats weak
Grazing on arteries calls me for meat
One does not remarry, mum,
When one has a son like me
Who wrote this feeling I feel in my spine?
Where’s your father? Where’s your father? Where’s your father Baudelaire?
You haven’t got one, you’re a bastard, you’re a bastard Baudelaire.
Fast
fettered in your flesh
Closed
Cloistered in your clothes
The silk
wet with human milk
I spilt
I hold a good position with the sanitary commission.
All of Paris is putrid now,
An unaired bedroom after sex
The ragpicker
Like a poet rooting for rhymes
Parading in fabric,
Trading in grime.
A girl named Crucifix
A headless hat.
Come with me, pretty boy,
Kiss and gnaw my battered breast
While fully dressed.
The darkness stinks like a dying man caressing his tomb.
I confused the smell of furs for the smell of woman.
Gerard de Nerval,
Hat still on head,
Swings dead in the gaslight.
He’s fucking dead.
Do not wait up for me: for the night will be black and white.
Occult symbols scrawled on scrawn:
Hat
Motionless
On head.
I took off your clothes and did not pay the money
Convulsions, stammering ejaculations
And the stream of cash between my thighs
Would you like to activate my syphilis?
I hold a good position with the sanitary commission.
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I exist
I’m mad
I’m simpleminded
I’m incapable
I’m a creampuff gone rotten.
Disparagement beats down on me like hail
Disparagement beats down on me
Down on me like hail.
They like the thrill or adrenaline they get
They like to identify with the victims
They like to see something that they would never see in real life
Above all that, people are malicious.
Police are sweeping up the street tonight
They’re bringing in the bodies for their medical exams
With a playful spirit I document your family.
A head in a presentation case, a finger on a table,
The filthy remnants of a strange container
The woman in a corset holds a palm across the sick man’s mouth
And above all that, people are ridiculous.
Hairy masks
And red-lipped masks
And bird-head masks
And silken masks
And cacked up masks
And perfumed masks
And greasepaint masks
And boneface masks
Behind the mask there is a skull you surely recognise
Pulling out the Pierrot’s guts, the strings behind his eyes
We should not keep this clown around no more
He’s always creeping through the cloth
He’s always peeking through the walls
He hasn’t contributed much at all
The other night he nearly died when Sarah smothered him between her thighs
But O, the courage of the clown
But O, the courage of the clown
But O, the courage of the clown
But O, the courage of the clown
And after all you’ve got to laugh
He became a lion-tamer
Then he became a laundress
Then he became nothing
And the sailors keep building their bodies
Take off your face, reveal your mask tonight –
The mask is going to unmask you
So thank you and goodnight.
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight I’m feeling rubbish
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Like all the stupid things you dream your pain is always new to you.
Like all the things you dream your pain is only interesting to you.
You’re like Jesus on the cross discussing agony with the thieves
But my caring instinct’s leaving me
My maternal instinct’s withering
You’re sleeping on the edge of life, and then… the void beneath
Then you’re
Away in empty space. In empty space.
So you snacked on sensuality
Before you met me; after you met me
When you were after the kind of filth
that you could not quite request of your wife
The sudden lapse of memory; the effect of chloral on your skin: patchy blobs like make-up on your face
Your hand was shaking when you signed the register at Victor Hugo’s funeral; it was a disgrace
You signed a declaration stating Drumont’s father was by far the sanest syphilitic maniac who ever walked the earth
The nurse admires your wound like one admires a fresh-bloomed flower and she nods off reading novels by the hearth
My father gave you morphine
Again this morning, didn’t he?
I am not your mother, you are not Christ
A prostitute can wash your feet
But I have grown bored of your pain
Then you’re
Away in empty space. In empty space.
In pursuit of the kind of filth
you could not quite request of your wife
With your morphine in the morning
my husband it is boring
The doctors will inspect you
and my father will inject you
But where does that leave me?
Where does that leave me?
Great flames of pain furrowing my body, cutting it to pieces, lighting it up
Erebus, thick black waves
… As delightful as slipping inside a warm bath
You feel yourself taken in, enfolded
Sweetness. The garden. Blackbird singing. Leg cut off. No pain. Horrors.
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She’s bedridden with religious mania
And her brother keeps a wombat in his flat
Her brother has a model
Who’s dying in a puddle
And there’s a brothel where he lost his hat
She took the scissor to her teenage arm
If you buy persimmons from a fucked up goblin
You’ll end up with the juice all down your chin
So she lives a life of modesty
Charity and faith
Volunteering at the Home For Fallen Women
Then Jesus drip his juice all down her chin
I remembered these scenes
from Playboy in the 70s
The saviour force-fed strawberries
to the youth
The man of her dreams
Jesus with good muscle tone
It’s the one time the she doesn’t only
think of death
And he feeds upon her face by day and night.
Then she’s bedridden with religious mania
And the wombat eats cigar stubs off the floor
Her brother has a model
The puzzle Lizzie Siddal
She’s dying in a puddle while he’s painting in the brothel
She refused her suitor and dismissed him sadly
After her vampire uncle chose to end his life
Her suitor translated the Bible
Into Iroquois instead
Her brother’s digging up the poetry he buried with his wife
And she locks the door upon herself again.
It was a hell of a scene
The fleshly school of poetry
Muscular Christianity
Sweet with pain
Limbs limp in the stream
He pulled her body next to him
She stretched her gleaming neck to him
They were glazed
Like two unfallen blossoms on one stem
She sucked the succous pasture full and fine
He hardens her against herself again
She sipped him sweet to tongue and sound to eye
They listen
And they teach each other how to beat
They listen
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Muizen hebben Nederland overgenomen
Mice have laid claim to the lowlands
Muizen hebben Nederland overgenomen
Muizen zijn in Nederland: godverdomme!
A corny king
Is a horny thing
When the grain’s on the ground
He is fucking around
With the man who has served him so well
He fucks his footman, but only in harvest-time
The monarch of a bankrupt European nation
Extortion
When he married he bought himself a gift as a little consolation
Extermination
He selected discerningly muscular servants from a rentboy circle in Lisbon
Blackmail
Muizen eten ons ontbijt, dus we hebben honger
Accept! Accept! Accept that you are rubbish!
He reassessed his policy
reconsidered his position
He accepted without question
The liberal constitution
But mice have laid claim to the lowlands
And hordes of them are in the corn
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In the siege of Paris
Dogs’ meat sold at 2 and a half francs a pound
Cats’ meat 12 francs a pound
I wrote a poem today
It was 20 cm long
Something puerile but necessary
2 and a half francs a pound
I hope my oblivion will be complete tonight
The sewing machine is the surgeon working on this old umbrella
I’ve been typecast as the human fool in this insect operetta
Since I became an awful person my poetry is better
I’m sick of God, who’s spying on my dreams all of the time
The sound you are hearing
Is not the Prussians in the zone
It is the groan of Poetry and Prostitution
coupled in a winter wind.
There is a problem with the moon.
The twenty fourth of November, eighteen hundred and seventy, two p.m., death certificate of Isidore Lucien Ducasse, man of letters, aged twenty-four, born in Montevideo (South America), died this morning at eight o’clock in his domicile, Rue du Faubourg Montmartre, 16 – single (no further information).
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I am floating in a swimming pool
I am dying on a mattress
I am haunted by a cactus man who cries insipidly
I am visiting a cyclops
Who plants scraps of corpses in a wild wood
We’ll pick the flowers like a child would pick a scabby knee
Who knows why?
I’m asleep at the departure gate
At the threshold to the kingdom
Surveilled by a winged man who will shelter and molest me
I am floating in the summer air
I know what made the spider scared
The human heart is not all there and beats itself grotesquely
I am fun.
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The Loneliest Monk
02:06
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The Loneliest Monk
It was madness gone mad.
How do you like being a man?
I dislike being a man.
How do you conduct yourself in dreams?
Like the last monk out of the monastery.
And just because you’re not a monkey
Doesn’t mean you’re not a monkey.
What are you talking about?
My topic is sex and the paranormal;
the Good Old Days when we wished we were dead.
And how do you see yourself in the future?
Plans for a less engrossing sexual life.
Someone that you call your cousin
Warms her body on the embers of the fire.
Detachment is a virtue
The Holy Ghost alone will guide you
Celibate good times, come on!
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Gender Man
05:04
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Post-gender
Post-man
Post-postman
Post-male
Post-lump
post-limp
Post-chimp
Post-imp
Post-camp
Post-posing
Post-caring
Post-preening
Post-staring
Post-gaze
Post-looking
Post-gay
Post-fucking
Post-partner
Post-howdy
Post-showtime
Post-rowdy
Post-boy
Post-dad
Post-joy
Post-sad
Post old-boy
Post-network
Post-future
Post-sexwork
Post-semen
Post-meaning
Post-demon
Post-human
Post-apostle
Post-menstrual
Post-sensual
Post-pencil
Post-literate
Post-obliterate
Post-digital
Post-clitoral
The boring adventures of gender man
Post-Greek
Post-Roman
Post-freak
Post-showman
Post-Sapphic
Post-Socratic
Post-graphic
Post-erotic
Post-semiotic
Post-syphilitic
Post-idiotic
Post-discotheque
Post-biscuit-sex
Post-lust
Post-ghost
Post-parasite
Post-host
Post my old man’s
a fucking dustman
Post fuck my life
Post kill my husband
Post-here’s my wife
She’s fucking the dustman
The boring adventures of gender man
The unwanted attentions of gender man
Post-haste
Post-chaste
Post-appetite
Post-taste
Post-natal
Post-fatal
Post-marriage
Post-meal
Post-real
Post-feeling
Post-pharmacy
Post-philosophy
Post-structure
Post-fracture
Post-scripture
Post-mister
Post-mistress
Post-distress
Post-trauma
Post-seed
Post-bleed
Post-leave-the-dreaming-sleeper-in-a-field-of-fallen-fell
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